By Tim Binnall
A pair of dolls seized at a Peruvian airport have seemingly solved the mystery surrounding the alleged 'alien remains' presented to Mexico's Congress last year. At an illuminating press conference held this past Friday, forensic archaeologist Flavio Estrada reportedly unveiled the two humanoid-looking pieces that were intercepted by customs agents while en route to Mexico this past October. A subsequent analysis of the 'bodies,' he explained, determined that they are far from otherworldly. "They are not extraterrestrials, they are not intraterrestrials, they are not a new species, they are not hybrids," he declared, "the conclusion is simple: they are dolls."
Estrada went on to indicate that the seized pieces were constructed "bones of animals from this planet, with modern synthetic glues" which would preclude the possibility that they were made "during pre-Hispanic times." Alongside the dolls in the seized shipment was a three-fingered hand that was also analyzed and revealed to be a crudely made piece that was crafted using human bones. Officials at the press conference indicated that they are investigating who was responsible for shipping the peculiar specimens to Mexico, where they were meant to be received by an individual whom they declined to name.
Although the dolls showcased at the event on Friday are not specifically connected to the purported 'alien remains' that were revealed to the Mexican Congress by ufologist Jaime Maussan back in October, their shared Peruvian point of origin as well as their strikingly similar appearance would seem to suggest that the latter 'specimens' are also figurines. That said, one imagines that the UFO researcher will dispute such a conclusion and continue to argue that the 'bodies' in his possession are not of this world. For his part, Estrada insisted that "it's a totally made-up story" and lambasted the "pseudo-scientists" who have been putting forth fantastic explanations for their origins.