By Tim Binnall
A Montana car dealership employee was understandably skeptical when he was tasked with fixing a tire that was said to have been flattened by Sasquatch, though the tale wound up being amusingly accurate. The weird repair case reportedly occurred late last month at a business in the city of Kalispell and was documented by the bemused worker who was called out to look into the situation. He explained that a customer had been using a loaner car from the dealership and returned the vehicle with its right rear tire flattened "because of a Sasquatch."
In response to the strange damage report, the worker muses that "I personally don't believe in Sasquatch," but conceded that "this is Montana, so there's a lot of crazy people out here." When he arrives at the vehicle, he quickly understands what the customer meant as he sees that a small, but sturdy metallic cut out of Bigfoot had pierced the tire. "Well, I'll be damned," he marveled, "that's Sasquatch!" Eventually, after something of a struggle, the worker managed to remove the 'crytpid,' which lands on the inside of the trunk with a thud.