By Tim Binnall
Cops in Florida are on the hunt for a miscreant who brazenly smashed the front window of a psychic shop. The unfortunate incident reportedly occurred on December 23rd in the Miami suburb of Pinecrest at a business owned and operated by a self-proclaimed fortune teller named Mrs. A Marion. Security footage from the shop shows the cretin cautiously approaching the outside of the business and then throwing an unknown object at the front window, which smashed upon impact with what it thought to have been a rock. The suspect spent little time admiring their sinister handiwork, fleeing the scene through a nearby alley seconds later.
Having caused around $1,000 in damage to the business, the man is now wanted by police, who are asking Pinecrest residents to call them if they recognize the man in the video. Meanwhile, one is left to wonder whether the smashed window was a repudiation of the proverbial dark arts, misguided revenge from a former customer unhappy with their experience, or simply a random act of vandalism having nothing to do with the nature of the business. Fortunately for the police, there just so happens to be a psychic who could lend a hand with the case, so it should only be a matter of time before Mrs. A Marion uses her gift to point them in the right direction.