Luna Bella from the NightHawk Zone (Happy 6th Month Anniversary!!!) shares her list, You Know You're a REAL Coast to Coast AM Fan If...
- You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Louis Turi.
- Your phone rings, and you answer it, "Is this me?"
- You spend most of your day trying to use mental telepathy to open a can of peaches.
- Your pet parakeet, Quayle, your cat, Morgus, and your dog, Hoagland, all have matching spaceship shaped food and water bowls.
- Your am radio goes in for repairs and the withdrawal symptoms are worse than the ones you had when you quit smoking.
- You saw a honeydew melon at the market that looked like a Gray, and you almost had a heart attack.
- You dream that your PC speaker is emitting constant beeps that just wont stop. You open your eyes to realize that you fell asleep, face down, in the middle of a post at the nighthawkzone.com forum.
- Your Coast to Coast audio library is named as the reason for your desertion in the divorce trial.
- Your resident ghost doesn't scare you, but you hear him laughing his butt off when you're naked.
- You can sit for 4 hours, hypnotized, watching your am radio.
- You have memorized 10 different streaming audio web addresses along with coasttocoastam.com, nighthawkzone.com, stevequayle.com and enterprisemission.com, but you can't remember your spouse's birthday.
- Your resident ghost wakes you so you won't miss listening to the last hour callers.
- The bumper sticker on your car reads, "I stop for Big Foot."
- You are moving to a new house and the very last thing you pack, and the first thing you unpack is your am radio.
- You just finished reading this entire list and realize that you have several more to add.
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