In this night of unusual Open Lines, Art opened a "combo line" for vampires, werewolves, aliens, Men in Black, time travelers, and Area 51 employees, but first played the infamous, explosive recording of someone known as "Jimmy Joe" who claimed he was flying into Area 51 and sounded like he was shot down during the attempt. A caller claimed he is a 12th-generation alien from the Andromeda Galaxy. One time traveler warned of great catastrophes coming in the next "30-60 days," and another claimed to be calling from the year 2018.
A "Man In Black" said he investigated "X-Files" incidents and that the government had proof of aliens. A wildly panicked former Area 51 employee described aliens as evil "extra-dimensional beings" which was followed by a mysterious radio network outage. He called back later and said he was being guarded while he spoke.
One man claimed that worked for the NSA and said that Jimmy Joe was lying. One man said he was the Messiah. "Steve" believed that there was a plot afoot to implant people with devices that control thoughts and behavior, and that "all intelligent life in the universe originated on the Earth."